05 November 2012

Things You Should Definitely Do

Here's a list of things you should DEFINITELY do, to make life a little more interesting. Note: I don't take responsibility for any trouble you may get in. :P

  1. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
  2. Wear a shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on the street.
  3. Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
  4. Get a Ph.D. Change your last name to "acula".
  5. Get a parrot, and teach it to say, "Help! _____ turned me into a parrot!"
  6. Run up to someone and say, "You're one of THEM!". Run away as fast as you can. Pretend to trip and fall down. Get back up and keep running.
  7. Look into the glass wall of a store, and if someone else is on the other side looking back, yell, "Oh my god! I'm hideous!"
  8. Go to McDonald's and ask for directions to Burger King.
  9. When you're tardy to class, tell the teacher your pet rock had a seizure.
  10. Go up to people at the mall, show them a picture of yourself and say, "Have you seen this person?"
  11. Throw a ball at someone and say, "Stupid Pokemon! Get back into your Pokeball!"
  12. Follow a stranger around in a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
  13. Hide in a broom closet and when someone walks in, say, "Ah, young one, welcome to Narnia."
  14. Buy a packet of birdseed and ask how long it will take for the birds to grow. VARIATION: cheerios and donuts.
  15. Go into a dressing room, wait 5 minutes, then say, "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!"
  16. Go hug a tree and then say to a stranger, "Sorry, I was having a moment."
  17. Get into a taxi, point to a car and yell, "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"
  18. Hide in the clothes rack at a store and when people look through the clothes, say, "Pick me! Pick me!"
  19. Buy a HUGE diaper, then go up to a stranger and say, "You dropped this."
  20. Go up to a lady with a daughter and say, "Your son is adorable."

Hehehehehehe. Hope you like it...and please, please don't try the majority of these.

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